“Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?”
Bam Margera
“Who's Tony Blair, did he get his dick sucked?, oh he ain't shit then...”
Eminem
“At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
Jay Leno
“If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes instead of re-electing them.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you.”
Zig Ziglar
“Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.”
Dave Attell
“Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.”
George W. Bush
