“We are slightly disappointed by the composition of the result ... Swiss Re's combined ratio was 108.7 per cent, almost four percentage points above the consensus estimate which stood at 105 per cent.”
Bank Leu
“We are slightly disappointed by the composition of the result ... Swiss Re's combined ratio was 108.7 percent. Almost four percentage points above the consensus estimate which stood at 105 percent.”
“Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!”
Mitch Hedberg
“Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.”
Charles Dickens
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
Matthew Lotti
“As the Swiss inscription says: Sprechen ist silbern, Schweigen ist golden, - "Speech is silver, Silence is golden;" or, as I might rather express it, Speech is of Time, Silence is of Eternity”
Thomas Carlyle
“The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand washers living in a giant Barclays Bank”
Jonathan Raban
