“You want to know the color of my underwear, too? ... You guys are starting to ask questions like the Japanese writers used to.”
Ichiro Suzuki
“The baby doll is a basic lacy negligee top and underwear, and it comes in the Valentine's colors of red, pink, black and ivory. It's very popular because its a loose-fitting slip and men don't have to worry about knowing the exact size,”
Charles Washington
“"Cutting bangs are like thong underwear....an "adjustment" period of about two weeks is required before they feel like a natural part of you"!”
Laurie Osburn
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally”
Lillian Day
“Simper ubi sub ubi(always wear underwear).”
Andrew Ridings
“Clean underwear? Are you kidding me!?”
Ashlee Simpson