“May you get to heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead”
Irish Blessings
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
Mark Twain
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
