“After that first trout I was alone in there. But I didn'tknow it until later.”
Richard Brautigan
“People focus too much on numbers. Given how much trout waters vary in size and access, numbers alone don't reflect fishing opportunities.”
Dan Tredinnick
“Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.”
Jack Handy
“If you want to catch a trout, don't fish in a herring barrel”
Ann Landers
“Some circumstantial evidence is very strong as when you find a trout in the milk”
Henry David Thoreau
“There's no taking trout with dry breeches.”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
“There's a lot of trout in the 14- to 15-inch range, and a few are going to 3 and 4 pounds.”
Mike Gruber