“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”
Richard Lewis
“That's the miracle of Hanukkah.”
Jeff King
“If I had to choose one over the other, I'd choose Hanukkah.”
Susan Bauer
“Yeah, I think the Texans are interested in me, but I think New Orleans is more interested. Sure, I'd be happy to be taken first, but I just want to play for a team that wants to utilize my talent.”
Mario Williams
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
George Carlin
“Kris Brown played the first year here, ... He opted to go to the Texans .”
Jeff Reed
“Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens”
Cynthia Nelms
