“They're getting pregnant only because they're irresponsible,”
Barbara Harris
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child.”
Carl Sandburg
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
Homer Simpson
“I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed”
Dustin Hoffman
“The web, then, or the pattern, a web at once sensuous and logical, an elegant and pregnant texture: that is style, that is the foundation of the art of literature.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
