“I met with Britney, her manager and her lawyers, and we are working on a deal to bring her to the Strip for 'X'-number of weeks in 2007-2008.”
Jack Wishna
“Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.”
Conan O'Brien
“Britney and I show a little tummy and it's like, 'Oh My God.' But N'Sync or Backstreet Boys will do repeated pelvic thrusts to an audience of pre-pubescent girls and nobody says anything!”
Christina Aguilera
“How can you not like Britney Spears?”
Lindsay Lohan
“Perhaps the Lions are saving themselves. Then again, that's what Britney Spears used to say, and I didn't believe her, either.”
Michael Rosenberg
“Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.”
Snoop Dogg
“Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.”
Ben Affleck
