“I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.”
Barbara Hutton
“Why is there always a secret singing when a lawyer cashes in? Why does a hearse horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?”
Carl Sandburg
“Everybody wants to use that hearse,”
Jack Hall
“My first funeral job was mowing grass at funeral homes. ... I needed gas money. I got to drive around in a hearse. I wasn't afraid.”
James O'Boyle
“My father's originally from Buxton (N.C.), and he loved those geese flying overhead. His favorite were the Canadian geese. He could go out there and honk just like one. And on the day of my daddy's funeral, when the hearse pulled up our driveway, a flock of Canadian geese flew overhead in a V formation, honking away. I could almost reach up and touch them they flew so low.”
Cindy Miller
“HEARSE, n. Death's baby-carriage.”
Ambrose Bierce
“I drive a 1974 Cadillac hearse and it seemed liked the ultimate accessory for my car.”
Dan Bailey
