“If there's no electricity, can you walk up and down the stairs?”
Jackie Mabesa
“A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.”
Mark Twain
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Mitch Hedberg
“God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms.”
Paul Scherer
“The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
“A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.”
Joan Welsh
“Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people.”
Bernard M. Baruch
