“Obviously we have a long way to go. Even if you have high numbers (of certified instructors) in the aggregate, there are pockets where students are being taught by teachers that are not highly qualified.”
Rene Islas
“I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.”
Elvis Presley
“The students are selected based on recommendations that come from their instructors and who have demonstrated a record of high achievement.”
Carolyn Johnson
“I was a certified bowling instructor for both AMF and Brunswick. They invited me to join their staff, but I had too many kids. I won the sweetheart event here two years ago.”
Rose Taylor
“The problem is a lack of capacity. We need to increase the number of qualified applicants, the number of instructors and the amount of clinical space.”
Kathleen Miller
“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”
Rita Rudner
“So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".”
Tim Vine
