“Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.”
Barbara Kingsolver
“You can't floss your teeth. Showering is tough. Sleeping. Everything is a little bit tougher.”
Derrek Lee
“I won?t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out.”
Charles Thomas
“Never floss with a stranger.”
Joan Rivers
“Mental Floss is what it is. It's about people learning information they always thought they should know.”
Will Pearson
“When a soldier's getting shot at, they don't take the time to brush and floss.”
Col. Dennis Runyan
“He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart”
C.S. Lewis
