“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
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