“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
Jack Handy
“Don't ever say "never" because there will always be a 1st time!”
Trish Pelaez
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A man only becomes wise when he begins to calculate the approximate depth of his ignorance.”
Gian Carlo Menotti
“It's all about having a passion for something, and I am a passionate Jack of All Trades.”
Crys R. Nguyen
“Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.”
Will & Grace
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
