“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.”
Jack Handy
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“They showed all the signs of not paying attention to what I used to tell them, however, when they grew up they were doing just what I had taught them.”
Nsanya Ndanshau
“They name streets after guys like that - `One Way,' and `Dead End,' ... He's a nice guy, I like him and I play poker with him. But if he came over here right now I'm afraid I'd have to strangle him.”
Tony Stewart
“We had one guy who came in, a lefty, ... I can't think of his last name. I think I called him Bill and his name was Mike.”
Charlie Manuel
“If you want to beat those guys you have to bury them. They have one big-name guy after another and they always seem to come up with big hits.”
Gregg Zaun
“He'll be a household name at North Carolina. He's an impact guy. He's one of those guys who could make it big one day.”
Robert Prunty
