“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.”
Jack Handy
“They name streets after guys like that - `One Way,' and `Dead End,' ... He's a nice guy, I like him and I play poker with him. But if he came over here right now I'm afraid I'd have to strangle him.”
Tony Stewart
“I think it would be surprising if my name was on it. It?s always the same guys. A guy on the third line who plays against the best lines every night. It?s tough to tell.”
Simon Gagne
“If you want to beat those guys you have to bury them. They have one big-name guy after another and they always seem to come up with big hits.”
Gregg Zaun
“He'll be a household name at North Carolina. He's an impact guy. He's one of those guys who could make it big one day.”
Robert Prunty
“I think it's despicable that this guy saw my son's name on a Web site and figured that was 22 years ago, so nobody cares anymore. I guess he didn't realize my son was on the cover of Newsweek and that thankfully some people remember him.”
Ann Collins
“We had one guy who came in, a lefty, ... I can't think of his last name. I think I called him Bill and his name was Mike.”
Charlie Manuel
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