“Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
Jack Handy
“I am excited about being involved in Daffodil Day. When I was sick my family needed to turn to someone for help and support. This is a chance for me to help the Cancer Council the same way they help people every day, it's important for people to believe they're going to get through everything.”
Courtney Taylor
“FOREORDINATION, n. This looks like an easy word to define, but when I consider that pious and learned theologians have spent long lives in explaining it, and written libraries to explain their explanations; when I remember the nations have been divided and bloody battles caused by the difference between foreordination and predestination, and that millions of treasure have been expended in the effort to prove and disprove its compatibility with freedom of the will and the efficacy of prayer, praise, and a religious life, --recalling these awful facts in the history of the word, I stand appalled before the mighty problem of its signification, abase my spiritual eyes, fearing to contemplate its portentous magnitude, reverently uncover and humbly refer it to His Eminence Cardinal Gibbons and His Grace Bishop Potter.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Warcraft is so good and so good-looking that it got this immediate attraction; everybody who would ever consider playing an online game said, 'This is the one. I gotta try it.' And what'll happen is inevitably, like the health club model, after you pay your 30 bucks a month for 3 or 4 months and you only go once a week, you realize it's not worth it and you split. That's what will happen with Warcraft ... I think it's going to roll back to a million. I'm not predicting it's going to happen in three weeks; I'd guess it has a half-life of 6 months to a year,”
Michael Pachter
“He can consider himself unlucky. We were looking for someone with a little more penetration. McGrath is almost impossible to replace so we had to look for a squad of fast bowlers to replace him.”
Trevor Hohns
“I have never considered myself a poet. Therefore, I am not a rival of anyone, and I do not consider anybody my rival.”
Muhammad Iqbal
“Merrill's record looks better than it is when you consider the bad funds they've merged away. They swept quite a bit under the rug.”
Russ Kinnel
