“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
Jack Handy
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
Mark Twain
“Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart.”
Conor Oberst
“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner
“I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.”
Whoopi Goldberg
“The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth.”
Andre Segovia
