“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
Jack Handy
“There was never a good war or a bad peace.”
Benjamin Franklin
“All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it”
Mark Twain
“I do not know how the third world war will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the fourth... rocks."”
Albert Einstein
“War does not determine who is right - only who is left.”
Bertrand Russell
“I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones.”
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
