“It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.”
Jack Handy
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“You are an Earth Angel, you chose to come here. Choose now to embrace who you really are”
Sarah Vine
“It occurs to me that I will always go through hard times but it will be nothing I can't handle. This is because I am in the will of GOD!”
Dominic King
“I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.”
Mae West
“We are each others angels, we meet when it is time”
Chuck Brodsky
