“Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants”
Jack Handy
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“If life is a book we write, it should be a book of dreams. And even if they don’t all come true, at least the story will still be amazing.”
Eytan Rockaway
“We plan our lives according to a dream that came to us in our childhood, and we find that life alters our plans. And yet, at the end, from a rare height, we also see that our dream was our fate. It's just that providence had other ideas as to how we would get there. Destiny plans a different route, or turns the dream around, as if it were a riddle, and fulfills the dream in ways we couldn't have expected.”
Ben Okri
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“I've died many deaths, but I'm still not dead. I've lived may lifes, inside my head. Reality is but a broken thread, A dream I dreamt while awake in bed.”
Aerial Nicole Mitchell
