“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
“I am fortunate to look back on my life with all of its promises and pain, smilee, and forgive myself for everything that seemed like a good idea at the time but turned out not to be”
Terence T. Gorski
“A sack and a good rush -- that's the best coverage you can have. When the guys are up there working hard, getting it done, it makes our lives a lot easier on the back.”
Marcus Trufant
“Jared Hall continues to improve at quarterback despite the fact he was sacked eight times. Tony Dale had a good game at receiver.”
Ray Keller
“The pizza is really good. They get it from a local place. It comes in a sack.”
Andy Pfeifer
“Everyone always wants the most tackles, the most sacks, the most interceptions. When you compete with those guys, it makes you better. But it's all in good fun. Everyone's friends. I'm just as happy for those guys when they do well as they are for me when I succeed.”
Bobby Carpenter
“No. Hey, we won last week. I'd be good if we go 15-1 and I have no sacks. I would be perfectly fine.”
Jevon Kearse
