“The only thing that may stand in our way is the pork rind lobby.”
Rep. Gary Simrill
“Mellow nuts have the hardest rind”
Sir Walter Scott
“Brie with the rind sliced off is among the most essential tokens of yuppiedom.”
Stratford P. Sherman
“We've got to see beyond pork. We've got to do what's best for the planet. Instead of lobbying for nuclear missiles, we've got to resuscitate the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty that was abandoned (in 2005) largely due to opposition from the United States, Iran and Egypt.”
Paul Richards
“In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.”
William Shakespeare
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“Pork is not a verb”
Bart Simpson
