“There are so many stories about injustices that I would like to do, especially about the harmfulness of smoking tobacco.”
Jack Klugman
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Woody Allen
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake”
Mark Twain
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.”
William Shakespeare
“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
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