“I'm being asked why, at my age, I'm going on this tough road tour to promote a book,”
Jack Klugman
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.”
Mark Twain
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
George Bernard Shaw
“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
Bernard M. Baruch
“The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young”
Oscar Wilde
“Old age ain't no place for sissies.”
Henry Louis Mencken