“Three days before the election, when George [W.] Bush's driving record was mysteriously leaked, George Bush simply said, 'Something is awfully suspicious,' ... And we think that it is something awfully suspicious about the timing of this 2-year-old story that it would find its way to the public attention three days before the march in Florida.”
James Meeks
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.”
Johnny Depp
