“I had never had a piece of toastParticularly long and wide,But fell upon the sanded floor,And always on the buttered side.”
James Payn
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
“Eat, drink and be scary”
Contributed by: robert
Author unknown
“Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!”
Old Irish toast
“I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.”
Steven Wright
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.”
