“We may have been a little inebriated if you want to call it that.”
James Spitz
“A sophistical rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.”
Benjamin Disraeli
“Being drunk is: thinking CLEARLY about almost NOTHING.”
Marie Muhammad
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire”
Voltaire
“I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn't let me.”
John Travolta
“How many legs does a dog have, if you call his tail a leg? The answer is four, because calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
