“I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.”
James Thurber
“Snuff at a wake is fine if there's nobody sneezing over the snuff box.”
Irish Proverb
“Roberts pulled out of the 1998 Masters after breaking two ribs while sneezing. The sneeze 'sent me to my knees and I kind of felt something pop,' he reported. Wrote Golf Magazine columnist David Feherty: 'He was lucky. If it had been a (lower intestinal emission), he might have shattered his pelvis.'”
Loren Roberts
“Speak roughly to your little boy, / And beat him when he sneezes: / He only does it to annoy, / Because he knows it teases.”
Lewis Carroll
“An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze”
Ruth Westheimer
“When Paris sneezes, Europe catches cold.”
Prince Metternich
“I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.”
David Herbert Lawrence
