“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
James Thurber
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“My son, why take antibiotics and analgesic for your sports injury; instead drink milk and you will get traces of antibiotics, analgesic and antidepressants from milk itself and occasionally you may get energy as a bonus”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
