“The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals”
James Thurber
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“The more I see of men the more I like dogs.”
Madame de Stael
“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to”
Joe Gores
