“I have a humour, / I would not willingly be gulled.”
Ben Jonson
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.”
Rufus Wainwright
“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough”
Albert Einstein
“Let the little fairy in you fly!”
“I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and Peace everyday.”
“The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.”