“Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.”
Ricky Gervais
“We've got a lemon factory and we're turning out 80-85 percent lemons.”
Albert Shanker
“If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.”
Conan O'Brien
“How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.”
Sidonie Gabrielle
“I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.”
Ron White
“I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.”
Baron Hill
“A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.”
Ian Fleming
