“If you saw my face, I looked at the fielder and then turned straight to the bowler and said 'I'm 100% sure that didn't carry'. Otherwise I would have been off straight away.”
Ricky Ponting
“You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.”
W. C. Fields
“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!”
Gerard Way
“We are all pretending The important thing is to maintain a straight face.”
Maurice Valency
“Once you get into that street groove, the other side-the straight side-looks really scary.”
River Phoenix
“There are no straight backs, no symmetrical faces, many wry noses, and no even legs. We are a crooked and perverse generation.”
William Osler
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.”
Cynthia E. Varnado
