“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Rita Rudner
“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.”
Stephen Wright
“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.”
Bill Watterson
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
