“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”
Rita Rudner
“[Olivo praised Padres hitting coach Dave Magadan, who, as a minor league instructor, had given Olivo good grades when the 6-foot, 220-pounder was hitting line drives up the middle for Chicago's Double-A club.] Here, the hitting coach said see the ball and hit it, and swing how you want to, ... That's what I'm doing now.”
Miguel Olivo
“A sage is the instructor of a hundred ages.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“They've got so many Latin players we're going to have to get a Latin instructor up here.”
Phil Rizzuto
“So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".”
Tim Vine
“He would make three flight instructors on the property here who are willing to do that. So, it's just going to generate people over here at this airport, which is a good thing.”
Steve Atkins
“but a combination of the stone wall, the political parasite and the moral instructor is no garden of sweets.”
Ambrose Bierce
