“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
Rita Rudner
“When you THINK TOO MUCH! The past and the future are just a thought away from each other!...”
Philip T. M.
“Let go of the past! For the past is not holding on to you, you are holding on to the past! STOP RELIVING, WHAT'S LONG GONE.”
“Your heart and your brain: are in a constant war. Your heart always knows the right choice while your brain is indecisive most of the time. If you allow, your indecisive brain to take a vital decision, your heart will suffer the consequences of your foolish choice.”
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
