“He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.”
Ring Lardner
“Don't be anyone's side dish. If you're in this kind of situation and I'm offending you that's just too bad, because you need to hear it. Reality Check- A man doesn't want a side of broccoli when he has a giant steak in front of him. FYI- You're not the steak.”
Joy Maniscalco
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
Janeane Garofalo
“Things which are equally bad are also equally good. Try to look at the bright side of things. - Humbug”
Contributed by: HW Scott
Norton Juster (Phantom Tollbooth"
“The whole thing of the risotto as a side dish with pasta: If no one is ever going to ask for risotto on the side of their spaghetti again, we have won something. We've turned them around.”
Mario Batali
“It creates twice the number of dirty dishes. It looks really sharp when it's cleaned, but it doesn't function well.”
Richelle Cline
“Do you know why souffle dishes have these pleated sides?”
Chuck Williams
