“Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“People that love quotes are those who are short on time, but long on big ideas.”
Bruce Edwin
“Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That You Keep Eating. Remove the Contamination and the Food Allergy No Longer Exists.”
theHealthFoodGuru
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Julia Child
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
Lynda Montgomery
“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
Judith Viorst
“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
Mitch Hedberg
