“It felt like six miles, ... I had to go up and down two elephants and through the windmills. It was the best putt I ever hit in my life.”
Jason Gore
“I'm afraid we felt the wrong end of the elephant first.”
Alan Wagner
“When an elephant raids a crop field, it can be devastating for a farmer. Sometimes the elephants are spotted and shot in the act.”
Henrik Rasmussen
“The Elephant Sanctuary exists for two reasons. To provide a haven for old, sick or needy elephants in a setting of green pastures, old-growth forests, spring-fed ponds and a heated barn for cold winter nights. And to provide education about the crisis facing these social, sensitive, passionately intense, playful, complex, exceedingly intelligent and endangered creatures.”
Carol Buckley
“When two elephants fight, it is the grass that gets trampled”
African Proverb
“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?”
Terry Pratchett
“Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.”
Groucho Marx
