“We have been limping along with older, high-mileage vehicles until this issue was resolved.”
Becky Mendez
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
Jack Handy
“He who walks with the lame learns how to limp.”
Latin Proverb
“Report of fashions in proud Italy Whose manners still our tardy-apish nation Limps after in base imitation”
William Shakespeare
“Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!”
Henny Youngman
“St Agnes' Eve - Ah, bitter chill it was! / The owl, for all his feathers, was a-cold; / The hare limped trembling through the frozen grass, / And silent was the flock in woolly fold.”
John Keats
“The carp was dead, killed, assassinated, murdered in the first, second and third degree. Limp, I fell into a chair, with my hands still unwashed reached for a cigarette, lighted it and waited for the police to come and take me into custody.”
Alice B. Toklas
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