“We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
Jason Kidd
“It seems an Iranian-born German soccer star is refusing to play in his team's next match because it's in Israel. He's German and Iranian. There's a good combination, huh? One side of the family caused the Holocaust. The other side denies it even happened.”
Contributed by: Maya Elhalal
Jay Leno
“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”
Ron Atkinson
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.”
Gracie Allen
““…when the whole group is together, each brining out all that is best, wisest, or funniest in all the others. Those are the golden sessions…when the whole world, and something beyond the world, opens itself to our minds as we talk; and no one has any claim on or any responsibility for another, but all are freedmen and equals as if we had first met an hour ago, while at the same time an Affection mellowed by the years enfolds us. Life- natural life- has no better gift to give.””
C.S. Lewis
“The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.”
Garrison Keillor
“The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.”
Matthew Perry
