“My sore throats are always worse than anyone's.”
Jane Austen
“If I found in my own ranks that a certain number of guys wanted to cut my throat, I'd make sure that I cut their throats first.”
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
“A person comes in with a sore throat or fever, and a little swelling of the glands, it could be just routine cold. But that's the symptoms of the mumps.”
Chuck Cipperly
“I had finally adjusted to the jet lag of the trip but woke up this morning with a sore throat that seemed to get worse all day,”
Lance Armstrong
“Although she feeds me bread of bitterness,/ And sinks into my throat her tiger's tooth,/ Stealing my breath of life, I will confess/ I love this cultured hell that tests my youth!”
Claude McKay
“If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage.”
Margaret Thatcher
“What still alive at twenty-two. / A clean, upstanding chap like you! / Sure, if your throat is hard to slit, / Slit your girl's and swing for it.”
Hugh Kingsmill
