“Barbara Asher asks the detectives to turn the tape off, and then she has a discussion with the police about what took place regarding Michael Lord.”
Robert Nelson
“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”
Keith Richards
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
Robin Williams
“If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
Dennis Miller
“You stop thinking about the police finding out what you did. You start thinking about God knowing what just happened.”
Curtis Jackson