“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
Robert Orben
“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!”
Gerard Way
“Do you know how great it feels to excrete? Gifts like this enhance your spirituality.”
Yosola Olaleye
“Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare”
George Bernard Shaw
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“God is dead, and we have killed him, but then he respawned and pwned us all.”
Nietzscherator
“Whatever you do may seem insignificant, but it is most important that you do it”
Mahatma Gandhi