“B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view”
Robert Paul Smith
“How do you discover a need that nobody yet knows about? This is where the product breakthroughs come through.”
Donald Norman
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
Dave Barry
“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”
Rita Rudner
“I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.”
Jeff Koons
“Out started six officers, seized my bridle, put their pistols to my breast, ordered me to dismount, which I did. One of them, who appeared to have the command there, and much of a gentleman, asked me where I came from; I told him. He asked what time I left . I told him, he seemed surprised, said ''Sir, may I crave your name?'' I answered ''My name is Revere.”
Paul Revere
“Breast and bosoms I have known Of varied shapes and sizes From poignant disappointments To jubilant surprises”
Waldo Pierce