“I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.”
Jane Siberry
“It's optional, ... We're going to have the whole thing decorated with a Halloween them, and probably, some of the waitresses will be dressed up. If (participants) would like to arrive in costume, they certainly can.”
Ken Eldridge
“If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good.”
Al McGuire
“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
John Lennon
“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“I've been a waitress since I was 15 years old. I started at what used to the Dutch Kitchen at the corner of West Grand Avenue and Fourth Street.”
Jackie Spafford
“ she said. ''I'm working as an actor, not as a waitress. I have a job I love, and we're doing really interesting things on the show.”
Callie Thorne