“There is definitely more rotation in my pants now that I'm famous. The minute they look slightly used, I bin them.”
Ben Adams
“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?”
Mitch Hedberg
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“I may have a feather duster down my pants.”
Johnny Depp
“If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.”
Albert Einstein
“In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.”
Conan O'Brien
“They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'”
Eddie Izzard
