“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West
