“Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago”
Robert A. Heinlein
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West