“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“A few handful crazy people constantly work to change world with their precociousness and insightful vision, but its real beneficiaries keep on putting roadblock to their ideas for their own loss.”
Anuj Somany
“We live a life of atheist strife, then near the grave pray God will save. ”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
François de la Rochefoucauld
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”
Oscar Wilde
“A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself”
Jessamyn West
